Spoilers! This song is from the extra stage added to the Nintendo Switch version of Tadpole Treble. In it, Baton is making her way through the crashed wreckage of an airplane as a commercial jingle starts playing on the in-flight television screens. The ad details a fantastic new product: an AI autopilot! What could possibly go wrong? For a limited time, ALL Patrons (new and existing) will get the Tadpole Treble soundtrack for free! Including the MP3 to this song as well. Tadpole Treble Encore Nintendo eShop page: Featuring Matthew Taranto and Sarah Taranto LYRICS: ELE! ELE! ELE, your co-pilot MVP! Your ETA is A-OK ‘cause now you’re flyin’ free! It’s “E-Z,” your AI maitre’d. You’ll be a VIP with ELE! It cuts, it fries, it juliennes, It makes minor repairs. Three oil barrel’s daily’s all it needs. And then you’re set to meet with folks While flyin’ through the air. Feel free to go hobnob— It’ll do your job! ELE gets you there ASAP. PS, this package doesn’t include any DLC. It works while you make a BLT, You’ll flip your LED for ELE! Tell your BF, GF, BFF, Your OBGYN, Your XXL MD or SO, AM or PM. Call AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, PJ, and TJ, Because the CIA, the TSA and NRA, The USA, USSR, UAE, and UK, Your HOA, BBA, NFL, and NBA, GOP, DNC, LGBT communities All agree that ELE’s GOAT, so QED! Co-operative co-pilots are so hard to find these days, So let’s replace ‘em all with our hardware. ELE works covertly in just so many ways, There’s no need to despair— They’ll be everywhere! ELE, AKA your own VP, And FYI, it helps you fly when in the WC. It’s crash-free And that’s our guarantee! We just need two forms of ID, Its sales will help your GDP, And sorry, please no COD, Adopt an ELE! Adopt an ELE! What’s a life without adventure? So venture forth, and spread your wings. There’s a world begging to be explored, And there’s no telling what tomorrow brings.
