Zero Punctuation's Hatfall

Ahh it's Saturday... so let's play something a little different. It's Zero Punctuation's Hatfall! A game wherein hats...fall, on you, and that's good. ALSO THERE'S A RANDOM DATING SIMULATOR IN THE MIDDLE?!
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