Pippa Funnell Take the Reins - Gaga and Cherry Faff About In

Ubisoft makes little girls' dreams come true in this horse raising/racing/adventure...so long as they are willing to clean up after them! We attempt to raise a foal but we find not much needs to be done with it and anything we attempt brings up nasty connotations, so we move on to the adventure mode which turns out to be a bizarre combination of Resident Evil, Jet Set Radio, Dance Dance Revolution and Metal Gear Solid? We fail miserably at the Equestrian arts and meet a cast of strange characters including a sleazy Spanish stereotype, a grumpy stumpy old man and Aaron Carter.