Fire up the old gridiron and turn up the nachos because, boy howdy, do we have a big game this year! The Denver Ponyboys and Carolina Furries are at it again in a pigskin match that'll leave you breathless, I tell you what. Tailgatin'?! Sure, we got that! Big boys swigging beers by the parking lots with the fans of the old Red and Green and Black yup yup yup. Tune in this Super Sunday for Super Action with Super Hot Ballmen, running around with their jiggling butts and concussion-proof helmets. Did we mention that all the players get one free MRI per game? That's just how we roll in the United Futball Teams!! Oh gosh and I forgot the commercials which everyone lies and says they only tune in for. Animated cola pigs and maybe that hot racegirl who sells us websites, they'll all be there just for us. Experts in Vegas and Reno are saying the spread is too tough to call but you better believe all your coworkers are excited to fill in squares with numbers and win money from their friends. But don't illegal bet because in Fotboll that's a no-no, just like deflagegate unless you're a Brady. Anyway, on with the show, can't wait for it. Halftime we got a big band playing all the hits, with fireworks and big old military planes, so get excited! Are you ready for some Superball!? Follow us on Twitter:
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